I Even Funnier: A Middle School Story...
James PattersonIn this follow up to the #1 New York Times bestseller I Funny, middle schooler Jamie Grimm has big dreams of being the best stand-up comic in the world--and he won't let the fact that he's wheelchair-bound stand in his way. After winn...
Wahoo Cray lives in a zoo. His father is an animal wrangler, so he's grown up with all manner of gators, snakes, parrots, rats, monkeys, snappers, and more in his backyard. The critters he can handle. His father is the unpredictable...
Just My Rotten Luck (Middle School)
James PattersonReturning to the dreaded Hills Village Middle School where he is forced to take "special" classes and join the football team with bully "Miller the Killer," Rafe starts a secret art project he's sure will rock the school, and if he ma...
Middle School: Just My Rotten Luck
James PattersonTOUCHDOWN! James Patterson will have kids busting out laughing as they follow lovable bad-boy Rafe's struggles to score big on the field--and in the social scene! In this seventh Middle School episode, Rafe heads back to the place his...
Get ready to Laugh Out Loud (a lot!) with James Patterson's newest illustrated middle grade story!Jimmy loves reading so much that he's inspired to start a book company for kids--run by kids. It's a bit dream for a twelve-year-old boy...
James Patterson's hilarious story of perseverance and courage shows everyone's favorite troublemaker, Rafe Khatchadorian, the star of the Middle School series, learning to become a leader at long last. After a rough summer, Rafe is he...
Middle School: Dog's Best Friend (Mid...
James PattersonReleasing the same month as the MIDDLE SCHOOL movie, this next installment of James Patterson's hit series has non-stop laughs starring everyone's favorite underdog.It's a dog-eat-dog world, and Rafe Khatchadorian is just trying to li...
The Neil Gaiman Audio Collection
Neil GaimanFour of beloved author Neil Gaiman's delightfully scary, strange, and hilarious children's tales read by the author, now available unabridged. This collection includes:The Day I Swapped My Dad for Two Goldfish: An unforgettable story ...
The End (A Series of Unfortunate Even...
Lemony SnicketThe 13th and last book in the bestsellling Series of Unfortunate Events promises to answer all sorts of questions, from the identity of Lemony Snicket to the significance of the very mysterious Beatrice. Most importantly, what will be...
The Grim Grotto (A Series of Unfortun...
Lemony SnicketThe 11th entry in the popular Series of Unfortunate Events books, THE GRIM GROTTO continues the darkly humorous, and very melodramatic, story of the unlucky Baudelaire orphans--Violet, Klaus, and Sunny. Illustrated with occasional B&W...
IIt's the story of What-the-Dickens, a newly hatched orphan creature who finds he has an attraction to teeth, a crush on a cat named McCavity, and a penchant for getting into trouble. One day he happens upon a feisty girl skibberee w...
"I bought the milk," said my father. "I walked out of the corner shop, and heard a noise like this: t h u m m t h u m m. I looked up and saw a huge silver disc hovering in the air above Marshall Road."Hullo," ...
From blockbuster author James Patterson comes the third installment in the #1 New York Times bestselling Middle School series! Georgia Khatchadorian--the sister of the star of the first two Middle School books, Rafe Khatchadorian--pla...
Charlie had his chocolate factory. Stanley Yelnats had his holes. Leo has the wacky, amazing Whippet Hotel.NARRATOR: TBAFORMAT: 5 CDs, UnabridgedThe Whippet Hotel is a strange place full of strange and mysterious people. Each floor ...
House of Robots: Robot Revolution
James PattersonRobots on strike! Sammy's underappreciated mechanical helpers are causing chaos in audiobook 3 of the bestselling House of Robots series.After a few early glitches in their relationship, Sammy and his "bro-bot" E are now fast friends....
Peter Hatcher's summer is not looking good. First of all, Peter's brother Fudge -- the five-year-old human hurricane -- has a plan: to marry Peter's sworn enemy, Sheila Tubman. Disgusting! Could anything be worse? Yes. Peter's parents...
From the Editor's Desk A Question of Fairness There has been no teaching so far this year in Mr. Larson's classroom. There has been learning, but there has been no teaching. There is a teacher in the classroom, but he does not teach...
Mrs. Bunny Starch, the most feared biology teacher ever, was last seen during a field trip to Black Vine Swamp. The school's headmaster and the police seem to have accepted the sketchy, unsigned note explaining that her absence is due...
Dragons at Crumbling Castle: And Othe...
Terry PratchettA wonderful collection of short stories by master storyteller Sir Terry Pratchett, featuring dragons, dinosaurs, cavemen and car races! Dragons have invaded Crumbling Castle, and all of King Arthur's knights are either on ho...
One day I was twelve years old and broke. I set out to mow some lawns with Grandpa's old riding mower. One client was Arnold the stockbroker, who offered to teach me about: the beauty of capitalism. Supply and demand. Diversifying lab...
"The Trunchbull" is no match for Matilda! Who put superglue in Dad's hat? Was it really a ghost that made Mom tear out of the house? Matilda is a genius with idiot parents -- and she's having a great time driving them craz...
The Penultimate Peril (A Series of Un...
Lemony SnicketLemony Snicket returns with the last book before the last book of his bestselling Series of Unfortunate Events. Scream and run away before the secrets of the series are revealed! Very little is known about Lemony Snicket and A Seri...
Boys don't keep diaries—or do they? The launch of an exciting and innovatively illustrated new series narrated by an unforgettable kid every family can relate toIIt's a new school year, and Greg Heffley finds himself thrust into mid...
Otherwise Known as Sheila the Great
Judy BlumeSheila Tubman sometimes wonders who she really is: the outgoing, witty, and capable Sheila the Great, or the secret Sheila, who's afraid of the dark, spiders, swimming, and dogs. When her family spends the summer in Tarrytown, Sheila ...
Melding the entirely true and the wildly fictional, Dead End in Norvelt is the story of an incredible two months for a boy named Jack Gantos, whose plans for vacation adventure are suddenly ruined when he is grounded by his feuding pa...
Leon and the Spitting Image is about a hotel full of animals. IIt's about an evil ice maker. IIt's about glass eyeballs and human catapults. IIt's about really old panty hose and Possibly Fake Hair. But mostly it's about Leon Zeisel a...
Dr. York, Miss Winnie, and the Typhoi...
Donald DavisThis won't hurt a bit.' In rural North Carolina, in 1951, despite parental reassurances, a typhoid shot hurt. It hurt even more when you saw who would be administering the shot--Miss Winnie, a large, dictatorial nurse who had been 'es...
The Case of the Monkey Burglar (Hank ...
John R. EricksonWhen Hank learns about a tool thief who uses a monkey to help him steal, Hank finds himself face-to-face with the primate on his ranch and must figure out how to stop the thief.
After Tyler's father is injured in a tractor accident, his family is forced to hire migrant Mexican workers to help save their Vermont farm from foreclosure. Tyler isn't sure what to make of these workers. Are they undocumented? And w...
Tia Lola Stories: How Tia Lola Came t...
Julia AlvarezHOW TÍA LOLA CAME TO VISIT STAYWhen Miguel's Tía Lola comes from the Dominican Republic to Vermont to help out his mami, Miguel is worried that his unusual aunt will make it even more difficult to make new friends. It's been hard en...